How come I wasn't chosen to be on this show? I guess it's because I'm not as posh or rich as these pampered pooches. A new show called "Doggie Moms" is the next "Real Housewives." The reality show focuses on a group of NYC women who take their pups to doggie dates, birthday parties, weddings, fashion shows and expensive dinners. The women will compete to see whose dog is the best socialite. I'm actually glad I'm not a pampered, spoiled brat. I'll take living the laid-back, low-key life with Linda over the high and uppity canine social scene. (OK, maybe I wouldn't mind this little beach set-up. But that's as far as I would take it. Absolutely no foo-foo hairdos or jewelry)
