Today's lunch was the very best yet. I know... Linda has said every meal lately has been the best. This one really is. Even her vegetable hating friends would love it.
|Just kidding. That's gross rare roast beef. She would have to be close to starved dead to eat this.|
|So amazing! And under 300 calories for the whole thing.|
That reminded her about a mushroom story. Apparently everyone in the world knew this but Linda.
Yesterday, she was shopping for more fresh veggies. While she was loading her cart full of goodness, a perfectly pleasant man (and he might or might not have been handsome, she really didn't notice...) was chatting to Linda about the healthy stuff in her cart. He was a vegetarian, plus gluten-free. As she was putting her stuff on the belt to pay, he followed her. Then he looks surprised and goes "Oh you really want to put those mushroom caps back. Those are not vegetarian." Linda's like..."Um.. I think they are, they don't have a mother." Oh NO they are not!" says the handsome guy, "they are grown in chicken poop (only he didn't say poop) so technically they are not vegetarian." Of course Linda googled "are mushrooms grown in chicken poop" and its true.
|At least its free range chicken poop lip balm|
p.s. She knows of at least 3 people who will tell her she is bruising because of not eating meat. Linda eats a lot of spinach, black beans, nuts, artichokes and squash, all of which have iron. For Linda's age, she only needs 8 grams of iron day which she is totally getting.