Tuesday, November 22, 2011

RECIPE

 A series of step-by-step instructions for preparing ingredients you forgot to buy, in utensils you don't own, to make a dish the dog won't eat.

Definitely not our kitchen.
Ha!  I think this might fit Linda perfectly today.  She is making the squash in a few hours. Since Linda only has a handful of cooking supplies, she needs to go to Target and get some kind of big rectangle baking dish to fit the squashes.   Linda never cooks for anyone other than herself.  When Taylor and Tier lived here, everyone seemed to eat on different schedules, or they ate at restaurants or with their Dad and Erica.  Linda doesn't even have any kind of masher thing, although we do have the Ninja blender.  I think the squash will squash up pretty good in there.  I'm sure there are readers right now shaking their head wondering how she fed herself all these years.  Remember, Linda rented a TH for 5 YEARS! before she knew the oven didn't work.  Her Mom came for Easter and wanted to cook a ham.  That's when they realized the oven was broken. Linda even stored her sweaters folded in the refrigerator since the only thing she kept in there was diet Coke.  Of course now she cooks all the time, but still mainly uses the little toaster oven.