I've wanted to post this for a few days, but Linda wasn't sure it was family friendly. After some thought, she decided it was OK, but I wasn't allowed to make any off-color jokes (except for the title, it was impossible not to.) So here is the straight-up news without my usual color commentary: A women posing as a plastic surgeon was offering women a curvier bottom for a very cheap price. The fake Dr. sure gave the women their wish, but she was using injections of
cement, mineral oil and flat-tire sealant to give them their curves. (It's taking everything I have not to expound on this story!) Many of the women got very sick and had to be hospitalized. This is the actual women who was doing the procedures. Do you think maybe, there's a chance that she might have used it on her own butt?
