Friday, November 11, 2011

11/11/11

 This is probably the most bizarre news story I've ever reported on, but here goes.  As you all know, today is 11/11/11.  It's the date Tierney has always wanted to get married on, at exactly 11:11 a.m.  Tierney has 15 shades of red lipstick, and 4" leopard stiletto heels even though she a tad under 6' tall barefoot, so yes... she is a little quirky.  There is a club in New York who are anxiously awaiting for their "messiah" to show up on 11/11/11.  Not the real One, but the Corduroy messiah.  As in corduroy pants messiah.  I'm not making this up.  Supposedly, on 11/11/11 is the day he will arrive.  They need a child who turns 11 on 11/11/11 to crown as their king. Why all the "1's"?  Because all those number 1's resemble the ribs of corduroy on their pants.  The child will get to sit on a throne and treated like royalty during the "grandest meeting of the Corduroy club" ever.  Anyone who attends the meeting must wear at least 3 articles of corduroy clothing.  The club meets twice a year, on 1/1 and 11/11.  It has 250 members and was started as a joke to poke fun at secret societies.  If I went, I could wear this cute Juicy Couture coat.  What would I wear as my other two pieces of clothes though?