This isn't really a very good story, but I just wanted an excuse to write the word Zonkey. What is a Zonkey you ask? Well, of course a Zonkey is a cross between a Zebra and a Donkey. A man in Florida was knocked to the ground, attacked and bitten by the Zonkey when he tried to paint a fence near the Zonkey's enclosure. The Zonkey lives at a small Petting Zoo. The man's Mommy helped him escape from the attacking Zonkey. Did I mention it was a Zonkey?