One time when I was a bad dog and made a mess on the carpet Linda told me she was going to list me on ebay. "One adorable totally irresistible 5 pound Chorkie for sale. Loves to take long walks, play with squeaky toys, eat cat food and sleep on the big bed." She was just kidding of course, she loves me too much to list me on ebay. Not so for a a ten-year old little girl. She got fed up with all her Grandma's moaning so she listed the Granny on ebay. She described Granny as very cuddle, loves word searches, drinks tea, eats curry and moans a lot. The girl got 27 bids for Granny with the top bid of $3,500. ebay found took the listing down since they have a policy against selling human beings.
