I'll never understand humans. I know that Halloween is approaching and I really hope Linda does not dress me up again. Last year she put me in a purple monkey costume. I only had to wear it for 2 minutes while she took photos, but it was exactly two minutes too long for me. At least she did not put me in a clown costume with a colorful wig and put me out on the front porch. That is what some freaks did to a poor dead deer. The Bambi was dressed in the clown outfit and put on a local Sioux City, Iowa families front porch as a gag. Pretty crazy and very uncool, I hope no one ever does this to us. Tierney is petrified of clowns and Linda would cry if she was close a dead deer.
