French fries taste good. Sometimes when Linda bakes french fries in our little toaster oven she breaks one into little pieces and I do little tricks for the bites. If she takes to long between tricks, I get upset and impatient so I bark at her. When I do that, she makes me calm down and sit still before I get another bite. Two people in a Boston McDonald's got upset about their french fries too. When they received a small order of fries instead of the large that they ordered, they became enraged and assaulted the Micky'D worker cutting his nose. Linda said if she was the worker she would have taken some burning hot fries right from the hot oil and stuffed them down the guys pants.
