Monday, October 5, 2009

5 New Coonvicts


A gang of 5 raccoons attacked a poor old women in Lakeland, Florida. She was trying to shoo them from in front of her front door when the rebel raccoons suddenly jumped on her knocking her down. She was being bitten and scratched until a neighbor heard her screams and raced over to save her life. The best part of the article was reading the comments. One guy suggested rounding up the raccoons and making pinatas out of them. Another guy gave a good recipe for raccoon stew. One lady was sad that they were going to be caught and killed. She thought they should be relocated. Besides, how would you know who the culprits were? The bandits were all masked. I guess the old lady shouldn't have been feeding them all along. Raccoons are like cats. If you don't feed them in time, they get cranky.