Swab the Poopdeck You Skurvy Dog!

Grab ur peg leg and raise t' skull and crossbones because Capt' Choopster is sailing the high seas. Today, I be spendin' t' entire day drinkin' rum, treasure huntin' and terrozin' t' cat. Get ready t' walk t' plank and visit Davey Jones locker matey. How in th' world did I miss talk like a pirate day? I be makin' up fer it dat's fer sure.