Monday, September 15, 2008

Die Hard Naked


We didn't do our walk tonight because Linda said her quads are shot. I'm not sure who shot them or what that has to do with our walk, but she is cuddling and rubbing me so I guess it's just as good. Besides, she already took her clothes off and I wouldn't want her walking around naked. A naked man from Tallahassee took his dog out for a walk on Friday night. Police offers didn't know what to do with the guy so they Taserd him. (Maybe they should have said "Sir, go home and put some clothes on.") Anyway, The guy kept saying "Allah told me to watch a Bruce Willis movie and then walk the dog." I wonder what movie he watched?