Taking a quiz and or test that tells you something about your personality is always fun. They tell you if you are outgoing or shy; good in business or better in the arts; and even if you are compatible with another person.... or animal in this case. There is a new test that will tell you if your cat is normal or needs professional help. I could have saved the time and just told you ahead of time that Chip needs professional help, but I thought it would be fun to do it anyway. Here are the questions:
- Does your cat sleep 22 hours a day, and spend the other two hours in non-stop eating?
- Does your cat take frequent naps in annoying places, such as in the center of the dinner table, in the kitchen sink, or on top of your freshly-cleaned-of-hair bedspread?
- Does he wake you up in the middle of the night and refuse to stop meowing until you accompany him to his food bowl and watch him eat?
- Does he destroy any stuffed toy that might be misconstrued as his competition? (or in my case, any small adorable dogs?)
- Does he show disdain for your taste, or act as if you are an embarrassment to him?
Since Chip got a perfect score and I answered yes to ever single question, I knew I was right about his whacked out personality! Boy was I mistaken... turns out if all the answers are yes then the cat is perfectly normal. Normal as opposed to what? This Crazy Cat 11-inch action figure who comes complete with 6 stinky cats?
