Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Shamu the Big Fat Whale


Taylor and Linda were just talking about what he should do for his 2 year wedding anniversary. Linda suggested Hershey Park. They could get chocolate body wraps. Taylor said maybe the beach because Sarah loves the ocean. He said that he could go to Ocean City, Md. to visit Sea World and see Shamu the big fat whale. Linda said she did not think there was a Sea World in Maryland, but he said that was where Shamu lived. Not. You have to go to Orlando or San Diego to see Shamu the big fat whale. Good thing too. A lady is suing the dolphins at a zoo water show. The dolphins were trained to splash water on the people watching the show. She slipped and hurt herself on the wet floor. Now she is upset that the zoo trained the dolphins to do such dangerous stunts. Duh. Oh, that reminds me. One of my first blogs was about a women who sued a museum because her kid stepped in dog poop on the sidewalk outside the museum. She said it wrecked his shoes and caused them to have a bad day. Double Duh.