Even 86-year old women have to go grocery shopping. On her shopping list: 8 jars of Oil of Olay face cream, two packages of anti wrinkle cream, 11 packs of AA batteries, 4 jars of Taster's Choice instant coffee and (my favorite) 5 packs of salmon. Instead of using a shopping cart, the old women stuffed all the items down her pants! She was caught and arrested for shoplifting for the SIXTY-FIRST time since 1956. Maybe she hasn't read this book that is readily available on the Internet.
