Peanut the Pup is about to celebrate his Bark Mitzvah. The 13 year old dog will be celebrating with a party and pet blessing for all his bud's. A real Rabbi will hold the service in English and in Hebrew. Any dog who is 13 or older may participate in the Bark Mitzvah. Of course the pups have to wear a yarmulkes. There will be doggie beer made with beef broth, a DJ, special cake and games (including doggie limbo and musical sits). All the money given as gifts to the dogs will be donated to the local SPCA. I got to looking to see if their were any Christian services for dogs. Sure enough, a guy named Father Andrew is selling pet baptizing kits on ebay. The kit includes holy water, a baptismal certificate and instruction book that says it will "enrich your pets life." It says all your sins will be forgiven. I wonder if it includes missing the pee-pee pad and chewing Linda's favorite flip-flop. Linda can practice on Chip Cat with the full submersion method. I'll just use the sprinkling of water on my head.
