Wednesday, August 26, 2009

How many drug dealers does it take to stuff a turkey?


Only one, but you really have to squeeze him in there. Drug dealers think they are so tricky, but they always seem to get caught. Sometimes they try to smuggle drugs into the country inside souvenirs, stuffed inside bras, hidden in the soles of shoes, but this one seems to take the prize. Drug men sewed the capsules of drugs inside 2 live turkeys then put the live birds inside a crate. Peruvian police had a tip the men were smuggling drugs, but they could not find them anywhere. Then, someone noticed that the turkeys were extra fat. They checked the bellies of the birds and found a fresh scar. Sure enough, they operated on the birds and pulled out the drugs. Both birds survived the operation. (I'm sure someone killed them and ate them for dinner later.)