Thursday, June 11, 2009

"Suuuee"


There are gourmet restaurants then there are GOURMET restaurants. Linda has never had the good luck of eating at the Herbfarm Restaurant. They serve fancy 3 course meals. A couple was taking a break between their courses and decided to visit the restaurants pigpen to feed the pigs That's right, pigpen. To feed the pigs. While they were eating dinner. Anyway, since it was dark outside, the women did not see the pig approaching her. The pig did what pigs are supposed to do and went for the food. Since it was dark, the pig could not tell the difference between the food and the women's finger and chomped down on her hand. Of course the women is now "sooeeing" the Herbfarm claiming permanent damage to her hand. There are so many things wrong with this news story that I don't even know what to comment on. The End.