It's been a slow news day. I was just about to give up and not post tonight. Then I came across the story of a couple arrested on domestic assault charges. A man and his girlfriend got into a very heated argument. Unfortunately, one of them went for a weapon. The weapon of choice: A bag of Cheetos. When police arrived, there was evidence of the Cheetos assault. (Orange smears on their faces?) Both of the Cheetos bashers were hauled off to jail. They were able to post there $2,500 bond. My favorite part of the news story is when the reporter kept calling them Cheetos Potato Chips through the whole article. Are Cheetos actually Potato Chips? The photo is not from the domestic fight. As a practical joke, some guys emptied 400 bags of Cheetos on a coworkers desk.
