Thanks to a nice guy named David at the hardware store, our ants are no more! He worked with Linda to pick out all the right chemicals in the right form so I don't die too. David said that if the stuff did not work, to bring it back for a refund. So far, after just 6 hours... no more ants. Linda's friend said to put out a bunch of Shredded Wheat cereal. When they drink water after eating the high-fiber cereal, they explode. While this sounds like a good plan, I doubt Linda wants ant guts all over the kitchen. As a precaution, she re packaged all my bags of dry dog food that are stored under the sink into plastic containers. When Linda was little she always wanted an Ant Farm. Ewww.
