Monday, June 29, 2009

Smarter than the Average Bear


I love veggies. My top favorites are sweet potato, corn, and peas. I'm not allowed to have chocolate, so I don't know if I like that better then corn. A Yogi Bear broke into a ladies kitchen in California and made a bee line to the fridge. He opened the door, pushed aside all the fresh veggies to get to the fancy chocolate. He ate the entire box. Then Yogi tried to open a bottle of champagne, but could not get it open. The women came home and discovered the bear chowing down on the kitchen floor. The cops came to nab the suspect, but the bear made for the hills and escaped. Maybe the he bear was a she bear since the chocolate was the go to.

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