A city in Pennsylvania has come up with the craziest idea I've ever heard. If you want to cross the street in town, you are supposed to take a flag from the bin on the light pole. You walk across the street holding the flag, then put it in the bin on the other side of the street. The flag carrying pedestrians are supposed to be more visible to traffic. What if all the flags are in the other bin? Are you supposed to cross the street to get a flag, then recross to cross carrying your flag? I'm not allowed to cross the street, flag or no flag. I can only be carried. I have learned to stop at the curb and wait until I'm picked up. This chicken is probably about to become a chicken patty. Maybe he should have carried a flag after all.
