I would love to compete in a pageant. Just imagine how fun it would be to strut the cat-walk and have people oooh and ahhh over your ever step. (Oh wait, that already happens everywhere I go.) I'm still in the running to be chosen as a pin-up for a Chorkie calender. One competition that I would not have any chance of winning is the World's Ugliest Dog Contest. This year, a bo
