It Was Big Foot and the Cat

This story is too good not to post.  Linda just hopes I won't be doing jail time because of it.  At the bottom of the article, it said "under penalty of law, this article may not be republished, broadcast or rewritten."  Well, how else can I post about the story unless I broadcast it or rewrite it? I'm going to change all the names and places and objects to make it seem more vague.

A cat (dog) in New Mexico (Utah) pulled one over on it's unsuspecting owner.  The woman (man) called 411 (911) after receiving a call on his cell phone from his home phone.  There was only the sound of banging and scratching, so the woman (man) immediately thought Big Foot (a burglar) had broken into his home.  Fireman (police) were dispatched to the woman's (mans) home, but they found nothing wrong.  Later on, when the woman (man) came home, she (he) called the firemen (police) to tell them what had happened.  Her (his) cat (dog) had taken the cordless headset and carried it through the doggie door into the backyard.  The cat (dog) hit the redial button while he was burying it!  

There, that should be vague enough for me not to get in trouble.