Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Knock-Knock

Go ahead, knock.

Knock-Knock
Linda  (Opens door)
Man:  Hello Ma'am, you see that truck across the street?
Linda:  Yes
Man:  Do you see what it says on the side?
Linda:  Yes
Man:  I'm selling meat.
Linda:  OK
Man:  It's really good meat.
Linda:  I'm not interested.
Man:  Not interested in meat?
Linda:  That's right
Man:   How could you not be interested in meat?
Linda:  I'm a vegetarian
Man:  Oh sure, do you know how many times I hear that?
Linda  (shuts door)