What do you do when you run out of toothpicks and have spinach in your teeth? Well, how about using a pair of scissors? The smart man was using the scissors to clean between his teeth when he started laughing. The scissors slipped out of his hand and he swallowed them. Humans are very stupid (not mine though). Even I know not to eat a pair of scissors. Duh! The doctors got the scissors out and the man lived. I guess he'll stop on the way home and buy a box of toothpicks. The scissor company will probably now have to put a warning on the package not to pick your teeth with the implement. The man could sue since the scissors did not have a warning.
