Chalupa... That is my real name, although all my friends and loved ones call me Choopie. There are a bunch of other names that I go by, including "Bad Dog, that's not the pee-pee pad". Linda called me that just today. I'm not sure how that sounds like Chalupa, but whatever! A 19-year old music grad student named George Garratt decided to change his name. His new legal name has his poor Grandma not even speaking to him anymore: Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined. I guess for short they will call him Cap. Except when his Mom is mad at him. She'll probably come up with a name like Linda calls me.
