Saturday, November 1, 2008

How many monkeys does it take to feel stupid?


Well.... in my case, only one. Maybe I wasn't too excited about wearing my purple monkey costume to pass out candy after all. First of all, it was waaaaay to small. The package said it was for 5-7 pound dogs and it did not even velcro around my teeny-tiny waist. Second, the ear holes in the monkey head were such thin slits that my slightly large ears would not fit through them! Third, I am not a tall dog. The monkey legs only reached to my knees. Fourth and most important, I felt like a total doofus. Linda laughed five minutes and then took it off. The head is now my new play toy. I've killed it good and dead so I never have to wear it again.