Friday, November 14, 2008

I am Fasting Food


Even though fast food smells divine, it is dangerous to your health... and your pets too. Even though I want the Baconator, I know better then to eat it. In England, a little Scottish terrier is trained to pick up the mail that goes through the door slot and lands on the floor of the foyer. Cymbeline (that's the dogs name?) picked up the mail like usual and bought it to her owner. In the mail was a fast-food menu. The menu, which was specially coated, turned into papier mache in the poor pooches mouth. Cymbeline's teeth became glued together. After her owner worked 20 minutes and still could not get it out of the dogs mouth, the vet had to finish the job with a fine pick. I smell a law suit cooking!