I wish Linda would have gotten me this Halloween costume instead of that stupid purple monkey suit. What was she thinking? Jeeze, I need to pound some sense into that girls head! I would wear this everyday during our walks. All the other dogs would respect me, that's for sure. Tonight we met a new neighbor named Greg who was walking his big dog. The dog checked me out then growled at Linda while they chatted. I was all ready to protect her, but the dog was at least 75 pounds and I figured that it would not be fair to him if I picked a fight with him.
