Cats are rarely happy, they have floppy bodies, their litter boxes stink, they will never try to save you if you fall in a well, they swat you with sharp claws, aliens from other planets eat their food, they sleep 98% of their lives; they don't go for walks with you on the trail; just try taking a cat for a bike ride..... the list goes on and on. Don't forget, tomorrow is "Day Without Cats" on the Internet. Please help support the movement by not looking at or googling anything "cats" all day. If your sweet Aunt Bertha sends you a funny cat photo, delete it quick. When cousin Analise copies you on a YouTube video of a cat being baptized in the toilet, flush it. Receive any cat "knock-knock" jokes? Don't answer. Let's all band together and make it a truely cat free day.
Chip, enjoy your picture on my blog because you won't be seeing it tomorrow!
