Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Do You Have Any Gray Poupon?


You better think twice before you break the law in Elm Park. The Massachusetts town of Worcester is serious about cracking down on crime. A man was sentenced to 18 months in prison for stealing a mans lunch, his hot dog to be exact. The man started shoving the dog into his mouth, squirting mustard all over his clothes. He was later arrested wearing the same mustard stained shirt. In his possession was a pellet gun and pocket knife. Unfortunately, it was hot dog stealing mans third offense so he was sent to the slammer. I bet he'll get his fill of hot dog lunches in jail. I know this photo isn't a hot dog, but I thought the pita dog was cuter.