Wednesday, August 20, 2008

What a Crock!


What would I do with $18,000? No question, I would spend it on the best vet in the country to fix Snickers broken down legs. If the rules were I had to spend it on myself, well... that would take some thought. I think first I'd book a trip to a doggy spa and get pampered for a week. Then I'd spend the rest on dog treats of all flavors and types. Some "Foo-Foo" type pooches might go for this Ralph Lauren $18,000 crocodile dog purse. You couldn't pay me eighteen cents to even go in a carrier that was made of crocodile skin. I'm pretty sure that crocodiles like to eat chihuahuas. It would be like being carried around in a crock's belly. No thanks, I'll pass.