Snickers is quite a sneaky dog. When we get a chewy cookie, the minute I put mine down to scratch or use the pee-pee pad, he steals it and gobbles it down before I can stop him. He's smart because he only does this when Linda is busy and not paying attention to us. This robber wasn't nearly as smart as Snickers, but at least he was paying attention during math class. The fellow decided to rob a supermarket. He successfully pulled off the heist and made off with $5,000. The local newspaper ran the story, but instead of 5 grand, they reported that $7,000 was stolen. The thief was so upset that he called the editor to suggest that maybe the store manager pocketed the extra $2,000 dollars and was blaming the thief. The writer kept the crook on the phone long enough to trace the call to a phone booth not far away. He was still on the phone with the newspaper when the cops arrested him.
