Cat's are very dangerous. For example, the cat that lives here is a menace. A few days ago, Linda came home with a brush to tame my sometimes unruly mane. It is pure heaven when she brushes me and I almost fall asleep. Stupid Chip came up last night and wanted to see what was going on. As soon as Linda started brushing her, she hissed and tried to scare me off the couch. Now she hogs the brush time and won't let me get near it. That is annoying, but 400 Cambodians were really inconvenienced by their cat. As they were roasting the cat for dinner, it caught fire and burned down 62 shacks. I wonder if that was the last of the cat's nine lives?
