Monday, January 10, 2011

Here Fishy Fishy


Linda does not play any of those crazy games online or on the xBox. We have an xBox, but Linda can't figure out how to turn it on. Besides, we don't even own one game. I have to admit, Sega is introducing a new gaming system that sounds pretty amazing. In public restrooms in another country, (I forgot which one, maybe Japan?) Sega is installing games over all the urinals. Here are some of the games the guys play while they are using the pee-pee pad. (I'm just going to copy and paste from the article:) "Manneken Pis" calculates exactly how much a player peed. In "Milk From Nose," players go head to head with the previous urinal user to see who has the strongest flow. The gamers appear as sumo wrestlers who squirt milk from their noses to push their peers out of the ring. In "The North Wind and Her," gamers act as the wind, attempting to lift a woman's dress with powerful blasts. In "Graffiti Eraser," players try to urinate forcefully to blast graffiti off a wall.

I'm sure this will be such a huge hit that soon, every urinal will have a Sega pee blaster game installed over it. If Linda had this, maybe it would have been easier to potty train Taylor! If the Sega games are not a hit, they could always try these fish urinals.