Thursday, January 13, 2011

Granny Panties


I know, I know.... I said no more stories about people stuffing stolen booty down their pants. I have to make an exception for this story. This women did not mess around by shoving a $2 hot dog down her britches. The item she pinched off the rack was worth $6,500 bucks. The lady stole a mink coat from a Fur Store and of course, she stuffed the fur coat into her underwear. The store employee confronted the only women when she suspected the theft. The crook denied taking the coat, got in her car and drove away. The employee got her plate number and called the cops. Cops found the women and saw a coat hanger from the furrier but not coat in the thief's car. She was arrested, searched for weapons and booked into jail where she spent the next three days. When she was about to be transferred to another jail, the women pulled the mink out of her underwear and admitted to stealing it. First, how fat do you have to be to be able to hide a fur coat in your underwear and not have anyone notice? Second, just how big were those panties?