Monday, October 27, 2008

Dear God... I was just Wondering



Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another? Where are their priorities? When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it the same old story? Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? Would it be so hard to rename the 'Chrysler Eagle' the 'Chrysler Beagle'? If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog? If we come back as humans, is that good or bad? When we get to the pearly gates, do we have to shake hands? Will there be pee-pee pads in heaven? Do cats and dogs have to share you? Will I have to share my food with Chip? Most importantly, Will Snickers be waiting for me at the gate??