Monday, March 8, 2010

Pants Stuffing Dong


Yup, another pants stuffing thief. This time Song Dong, 46, was arrested at the airport in LA for smuggling 14 songbirds in his pants. The expensive birds from Vietnam sell in the US for $400. each. Didn't anyone on the plane notice the activity in Dong's pants during the 18 hour flight? Didn't they think it was strange that Dong was singing from his pants? When the police caught him, there was bird poop down his legs and socks. Yuck! He apparently was successful before because there were 51 more birds waiting home at his house. He faces up to 20 years in prison.