Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Is That a Rump in Your Pants?


How is this possible? Another shoplifter caught stuffing things in his pants! Two posts in one day, this has to be a record for choopieslife. This one is kind of sad, but funny too. A 51 year old man was hungry and had no money. He went to the grocery store to do a little "pants" shopping. Into his pants went 3 rump steaks, a large pack of lamb shops, beef tongue, limes and two onions. Security guards caught him and the man took the items out slowly, one at a time when confronted by the police. The economy is really hitting people hard. Over the past few months, the local police have also caught a man shoving disposable diapers down his pants. Two other man hid sausages and large packs of meat in his pants. I hope Linda never falls on hard times and is tempted to hid a pack of tofu in her jeans.