Thursday, March 11, 2010

Calling all Terrorists


If you are a terrorist and you live in South Carolina, you better get your checkbook out. Any and all terrorists from the state now are legally required to register with the SC Secretary of State and pay a $5 fee. If you are caught planning on overthrowing the government or blowing something up and you don't have your licence, you will face a $25,000 fine and up to 10 years in jail on top of your possible execution for your terrorist crime. If all states required this, maybe the terrorists would repent, turn over a new leaf and become preschool teachers... or not.