Friday, August 17, 2012

Half Truths Are Lies

Why does it look like I want down?
A new reader to this blog would be totally confused if they started off by reading yesterday's post.  Since blogs written in a dogs voice are not that common (or popular as Linda has come to find out as shes read on other peoples blogs) people might think it was actually Linda who had to get her glands expressed.  HA!  That's funny and one of the reasons we keep writing the blog this way.  Since we have refused to put ads on the blog to try and earn money and could care less about how many readers we have (well, that last part is a half-truth ... which is actually a lie because a half-truth is not the whole truth and that would be a lie, right?), we just keep on doing what we've done for the last 5 years or so.  The readers we have are the readers we want, so if no one else new ever read the blog again, who cares?  (OK, I might care a wee tiny bit.)  Believe me, neither Linda or I take this blog seriously (the truth) and we don't care who makes fun of us or laughs at our (Linda's) spelling, grammar or punctuation (the truth).  There are daily readers as far away as the West coast (Aunt Jean); New Jersey (cousin Marie); lots of friends from Linda's church and her gyms; all those readers from places like Russia, Colombia, Brazil and the UK; and more than a dozen anonymous Choopie fans who check the blog like clockwork at 5:00 a.m. every weekday morning.  Thank you for following my adventures.. THE TRUTH!