Since I have so much experience as a blogger, I want to apply to Procter & Gamble to be one of their 5 new bloggers. The pay is $10,000! In celebration of the holiday season, P & G is setting up a giant public restroom in Times Square to promote Charmin toilet tissue. The bloggers will be standing outside the restroom interviewing people on their "bathroom" experience. They will be talking to hundreds of thousands Charmin users and also taking photos as the folks exit the bathroom. This job is just perfect for me! It's a shame Linda said Times Square is no place for a 5 pound Chorkie unless I want to get stepped on and squished like a pancake.
