A New York City man is suing a Deli owner because he said the Deli man's cat bit him. Cat's can be crabby, I'll agree with that. But Deli Man said that in all his years of business, Deli Cat never bit anyone. In fact, Deli Cat just minds her own business guarding the dill pickles. (I made that part up.) Anyway, Bitten Man is suing Deli Man for $5 million dollars since he suffered an allergic reaction to the cat bite. Deli man said Bitten Man is just out for a big payola and is not telling the truth. Deli Cat had no comment. (Who knew if you googled cat and pickle you would actually come up with a photo? Google rocks.)
