It's been months since I've had a post about shoplifters stuffing things down their pants. This one is similar to the other pant stuffers. The Australian police arrested a man for leaving the store with his shorts stuffed full of sausages. How do you keep the sausages from falling out the bottom of the shorts? Maybe he had to stick them inside his tightie-whities to keep them secure. After he was arrested, police returned the sausages to the store. Um... maybe the local people better abstain from eating sausage for a few weeks.
