Wednesday, January 7, 2009

This is Not Jerry


Jerry lives in a townhouse neighborhood. Sometimes when I go over for visitation, he gets really mad when he pulls up to his house. There are two reserved numbered spots for his cars, and his clueless neighbors park in them so he has no place to put his car. When I go over this Saturday, I'm going to tell him about the Pennsylvania man who tried to fix the problem of his neighbor parking in his spot. He got out his chain saw and began sawing through the guys front door while he was screaming about his occupied parking space. Unfortunately, the neighbor will get to keep parking there while sawman is in jail. A jury convicted the man of terrorist threats along with other charges.