Two of my favorite blog posts are the man who stuffed the live lobsters down his pants and the man who stole the frozen bags of shrimp by stuffing them down into his pants. (There is a third story I never posted. Linda had a friend who used to go clamming and they would put the live clams inside their speedo swimsuits. He kept promising to send Linda a photo of it but he never did.) Anyway, time to add to the men stuffing fish into their clothes stories. A NY man decided he wanted a pet shark. He walked into a Franklin Square pet store and nabbed a $350 shark from the aquarium. He stuck it in his jacket (why not his pants?) and made his getaway. The shark joined a a green moray eel that he purchased with a stolen credit card. He was caught and arrested for Grand Theft Fish. Or is it Fishnapping? Maybe they can charge him with Cleptofishia? Whatever, his bait (I mean bail) will probably be set pretty high since he is probably crazy.
