I've been following the story of the poor lady who was attacked by the chimp. Yikes, it sounded like such a brutal attack. The chimp was just like a son to the lady. He brushed his teeth, got dressed, used the bathroom, got the mail, made lunch and even surfed the net. One day, he goes ape doo-doo for no apparent reason. The lady might be getting a face transplant. I heard that PETA is mad because they shot the ape during the attack. That has to just be a rumor because that would be just crazy. Linda wanted to adopt a sweet Pitt Bull but she was afraid that one day the dog might turn on me and swallow me in one bite. I was going to use a photo of a real ape, but I thought this guy was ape-ier then a real monkey.
