Wednesday, February 4, 2009

My Rates are High, (cause I'm worth it!)


We are watching some very scary Supernatural DVD's. Linda loves the show, but it makes her scared when she hears bumps and sounds at night. It's a good thing we have such awesome home security. I'm such a good watch dog that maybe Linda could rent me out to her other friends. It's actually being done right now. The Rental Society in Japan rents quality time with pets for $10 per hour. Most people rent dogs and cats, but you can also rent rabbits, ferrets and even beetles. If you don't want a pooch for security or company, you can even rent people to portray your relatives at weddings, funerals or even a professional person as a date for a business dinner. There are also practice husbands for rent so women can get used to living with a man. (No kissing allowed though.)