Meet the Worlds most beautiful goldfish. Three thousand fishies from 14 countries competed in the first international fish beauty pageant. The goldfish were judged on their size, symmetry, beauty, color and (poise?). Their talent was all the same: Swimming. The fish went gill to gill to win the coveted crown of most beautiful goldfish. I don't know about you, but I think Miss Goldie could stand to lose a few pounds.
This is a true story. Or so the Internet says. It could be a hoax and just Photoshopped.